Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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David Cameron

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Tilt your screen back .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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