What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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