- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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