Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Denard Robinson

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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