- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

A man penetrates another man.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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