Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

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I have magical powers. Try your best to not to follow these instructions: Ready? Go. You are now blinking your eyes. (strike 1) You are now breathing voluntary. (strike 2) You suddenly have an itch somewhere on your body. (strike 3) You lost. Thanks for playing my little game. Hope you enjoy thinking of a flying pink elephant with wings.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I asked her where you were.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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