If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

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Jewwy Jewstein

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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