Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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