- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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