- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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