Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

your mom.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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