- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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