Want to hear a joke? No.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

sky silverstein

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

12 in general

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...