- Anti Joke

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive