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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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