IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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are u black unlucky

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What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

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A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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cory is gay

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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