- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

9/11 my birthday

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

i'm hard

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Want to hear a joke? Obama

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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