Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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