- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Cripples are lame.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Who wants water? I do.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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