- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Go away still nothing to see

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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