- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

You idiot.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Peas

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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