- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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