- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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