- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

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