What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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