So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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outside your comfort zone

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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