- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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