- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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