- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

123 f*ck off

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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