The child was fired from his job.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

CFL

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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