- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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