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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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