- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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