The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Jesus Christ

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Yellow People !!

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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