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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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