What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

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Albino African Americans

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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