Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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