- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

GOODBYE

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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