Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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