- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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