- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

womens rights

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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