- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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