- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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