Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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