- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

hahahahaha thats not funny

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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