guess what? bannanas

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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