A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender can you throw me a beer and the bartender says yes and he throws him the beer and the man says I can't catch I have the smallest hands in the world and the bartender says go across the street there is a guineas book of world record store an check if you h e the smallest hands and he does so the next day he goes back and asks for another beer and the bartender throws him a beer and say I cant catch cause I have the smallest feet in the world and he goes across the street and checks and he does and then the third day he goes back to the bar and asks for a beer and the bartendor throws him another beer and says I can't catch I have the smallest penis in the world so he goes to the guiness book o world record store and then goes bac to the bar and asks..... Who's austin bell?????

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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