- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Death by kayak

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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