How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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