Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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