What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

A russian gives away vodka.

BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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