there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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