- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why? Why not?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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