- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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