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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

The New York Giants

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

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