Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Women can vote? WTF

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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