What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

A Priest, a Rabbi and a Shaman walk into a bar. The Bartender looks at them and says "What is this a Joke?"

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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