What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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