What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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A women in the kitchen.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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