- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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