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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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