- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

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