Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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