Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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