Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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