What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Yellow People !!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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