- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a mime

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What's 9+10? 19

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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