All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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NEVER

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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