- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!