What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Anti Joke

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