- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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