- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Cheese

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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