What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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