- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

I'm homeless.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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