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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

womens rights

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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