I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Gay rights.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Women's Rights.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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