Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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