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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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