- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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