- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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