"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Knock knock. Its open.

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How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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