Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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