A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Anti Joke

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