- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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