- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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