What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Golf.

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what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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