- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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