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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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