- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Jimmy Saville

whats worse than failing your maths test?

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??