- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Tall asians

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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