Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

thumb_up thumb_down +4

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

thumb_up thumb_down +2

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What is funnier then 25 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops