What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

You're welcome. On to the next house.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

What's just not right? Left

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

men, men like men= men+bed

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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