- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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