Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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