Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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