- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

Potassium? K.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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