Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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