i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

A black man walks out of a police station

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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