I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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