- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Atheism

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

If you just read this, You're dead.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Double-whammy

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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