What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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Lololol

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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