- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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