- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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