- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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