- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Women's rights

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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