what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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