- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, the orphanage did not have sufficient funds to give everyone a present because they did not want to how favoritism because the orphans are already sad enough and te orphanage does not want the orphans killing them selves

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Refridgerator.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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