- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

i hate non minorities!

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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