- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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