- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Cripples are lame.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

the economy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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