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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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