"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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