- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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