A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Anti Joke

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