what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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