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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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