Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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