- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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