- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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