- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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