Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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