Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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