- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

A blind man walks into a library.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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