Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Bee1:Boo Bee2:Boo Look i found 2 boobies:)

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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