- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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