- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

I like school Said no one ever.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What's brown an sticky Shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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