Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Your mam is so fat.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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