Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Potassium? K.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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