- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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