- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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