red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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