- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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