- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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