An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Ehh

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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