- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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