- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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