Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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