Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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