- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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