- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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