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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

i saw amango it splootered

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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