- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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