- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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