How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Golf.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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