Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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The holocaust

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What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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