- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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