- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

u know whats a crime? rape

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

I'd like to make a withdraw

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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