Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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