- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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