- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Im taking a shit right now.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Please ignore this statement.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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