whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Anti Joke

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