a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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angelo snyder is not ga

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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