- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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