Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Corn Muffins

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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