Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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The child was fired from his job.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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