- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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