Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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Tony Romo

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woman's rights

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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