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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Suck pussy

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Knock knock.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

David Cameron

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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