what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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GOODBYE

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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