- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Golf.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

Jordan is pregant

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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