a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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