- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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