- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

I'm so punny.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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