What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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