- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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