- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A lot eh?

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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