- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's red and can sing? Elmo

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

Women's rights.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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