- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Small Penis.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

hi penis ham telephone

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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