- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Who has no penis Religious Believers

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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