- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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