What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

whats worst then dieng in a videogame

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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