- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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