It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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