- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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