Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Knock Knock No solicitors

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

I was watching Fox news.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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