- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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