- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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