- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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