- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Potassium? K.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

sky silverstein

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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