- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

pobody's nerfect

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

bite me

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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