- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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