- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

tea with milk?

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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