What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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