- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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