Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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