- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

All of these jokes are about white people

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

sky silverstein

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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