What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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A lot eh?

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what are you mike bibby?

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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