- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

i hate non minorities!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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