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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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