so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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