- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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