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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

kennah campion when she talks

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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