- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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