- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid as bch i aint fing with you

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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