- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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