Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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