what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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