I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Make me famous

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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