- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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