- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Jovan

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

an emo girl walked into a white room

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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